Rob Pattinson KIDNAPS BERNIE, Kristen's Dog When He Drives Away In His Pickup Loaded With Stuff!

Pattinson Kidnaps Bernie, Kristen's Dog In Broad Daylight In Front of Paps

Bernie's ears are down showing how unhappy she is

Pattinson's Pick Up Filled With Stuff

Pattinson leaves Stewart's house with his pick up full of stuff and KIDNAPS HER DOG BERNIE! Sources say Pattinson didn't want his dog Bear to be lonely for Bernie as they are good friends, so he stole Stewart's dog when he left. Sources say Kristen was looking frantically all over the house because she couldn't find Bernie. Stewart called the police and was presently making posters to pin up around the neighborhood of Los Feliz where she and Pattinson both own homes.

Now that Kristen has seen the pap pics of Rob driving away in his truck with Bernie she is  in a rage.

Friends say Kristen has been crying ever since she missed Bernie and couldn't find her.She never suspected Rob would do such a terrible thing to her. Friends say she has called the police and will press charges on Rob for kidnapping as kidnapping is a Federal Offense. She plans to ask for maximum charges and maximum punishment for kidnapping. (Capital punishment and life imprisonment are punishments for kidnapping.)

Here is the video of the story from Huff Post -  posted on Gossip Cop -  another very fine media exposure site - that renown newspaper of great repute. It's excellence for critical reporting of high profile news employing the strictest of ethical standards is applauded by all professionals in the media profession. HERE

http://www.gossipcop.com/robert-pattinson-moves-out-kristen-stewart-house-pics-photos-truck-dogs-moved-split-breakup-bags/#comment-904448165 (paste in your browser if the link doesn't work)

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A Cavalier History of Situationism: An Interview with McKenzie Wark

MW: I write in The Spectacle of Disintegration about 

Debord’s widow Alice Becker-Ho’s work on "gypsy" or rather 

Romani language as being the source of underworld cant or 

slang or jargon. Slang not in the sense of how it turns up in 

hip-hop, but in terms of ways of both concealing and stating 

at the same time. It’s a  kind of cliché that we live in this 

culture of over-exposure in which, if you even attempt to 

secrete part of yourself, you’ll just draw more 

attention—from 

companies as well as from law enforcement. But I think there 

are ways of stating things that are intelligible for 

"those who 

are in the know," to use a Becker-Ho phrase. Ways 

of being 

public that aren’t quite what they seem. It reminds me 

of 

Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest. We now 

know that “earnest” was late 19^th-Century slang for 

homosexual. So that strikes me as kind of useful, that you 

can occupy a place in the disintegrating spectacle but 

not 

quite be what you seem. And that struck me as being kind 

of 

the last space available. ‘Cause if you try and do a withdrawal 

thing like the Tarnac Nine, it will get you arrested. And who 

really wants to be Žižek? 

There’s only one at a time, 

occupying a space in the disintegrating 

spectacle in a certain 

way. 

Do you get now what Rob's place in The 

disintegrating spectacle is? Do you see 

what he is revealing and concealing,

MW: What I learned from the comrades in the labor movement back in the day is: always assume you could be under surveillance but not that you are. There’s a certain vanity in assuming you are. So all of your statements need to be able to pass muster. 

Rob in his truck is assuming he is under surveillance. He is concealing and revealing at the same time,but only to those in the know. Are you in the know?

 It’s a sort of partial invisibility to create a different kind of attention for different people.

Anyone can "inherit" the spirit of the Situationists.

Don't hate the tabloids! Fuck with 

them!Have fun! 

THE SCANDAL: Follow the Money Trail! It's Hot!Liberty Ross WINS Bigger Than BIg

HALO Combat Evolved 2002 -
Campaign by Rupert Sanders for Bungie

REVIEWS:ONE OF THE BEST GAMES IN RECENT TIMES, ON ANY CONSOLE, BAR NONE.
2. "This is the most important launch game for any console, ever."
3. "Microsoft created the Xbox so we could have games like HALO."
4. "...HALO's single-player game is worth picking up an Xbox for alone."

About Bungie:

"Bungie was founded in 1991 with two goals: to develop games that combine brilliant technology, beautiful art, intelligent stories and deep gameplay, and then sell enough of those games to achieve our real goal of  total world domination."
(From Xbox manual for HALO Combat Evolved 2002) This was a Single Person Shooter Evolved to control the market. It was not expected to be a fantastic success but it was.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

HALO 1: $40 Billion sales worldwide
HALO 2: $60 Billion sales world wide
HALO 3: $120 Billion sales world wide
HALO 4:IDK
HALO 5: Just came out.

Rupert Sanders made about 1 million per year for 1,2,3. HALO 4 about 5 Million

screenshot HALO 5

HALO 5

Now here's the kicker folks! 

After 10 years of selling, his contract kicks in for Centennial benefits of percentage of sales from HALO 1 on up. So we are talking about 1 to 2 Billion dollars. The 10 years were up in 2012. And what happened to Rupert in July of 2012? SCANDAL

Rupert Sanders was already married to Liberty Ross BEFORE he worked on Bungie's HALO. California is a Community Property State. 50% of assets go to each party. When they married Rupert didn't have anything much and Liberty had a lot. Liberty had a pre- nup but probably Rupert did not as he did not have anything. 

But does he ever NOW!

Without the scandal Liberty Ross would get 50%. A very nice piece of change. With the Scandal she got even more. You can bet your farm on that.

Who wanted to move to California, a community property state, but which still abides by pre-nups? Who had everything to gain and nothing to lose?

Who had everything to gain by that SCANDAL and nothing to lose? 

Who had a fortune to lose?

Follow the money every time!

Who is a superlative Gamer, who was not upset by the Scandal, who seemed to revel in it, who tweeted it?

The Reason Why WE Have To BOYCOTT Tabloid Media!!!!!

1. Lainey of Lainey Gossip And Her TED Talk About Gossip BELOW!  Excellent!

   The reason why have to boycott tabloid media!!!!!

   THE HYENA’S LAW

   The Hyena’s law is aimed at protecting and preserving: blackmailers, intimidators, cheeky people, parasites, double faced people, envious, inmorals, money- lenders, cowards, betrayers, liars, greedy people, charlatans…and any human species of the kind.

   ARTICLE 1 
   We will oblige the celebrity to the have his/her life exposed and sold when the famous person may be profitable. Should the celebrity be opposed to have this done, we will use any resort to achieve our objetives. In fact it is widely known that celebrities are somehow “obliged” to sell their life. That is known “As the price of fame” and celebrities don’t have the right to be opposed to our right of collecting our benefits.

   ARTICLE 2
   If a celebrity makes our work impossible to be carried out we will have to do a bit of acting. We will have to make up an “alternative life” (invented) but according to our needs. We will need 3 accomplices to achieve this: somebody powerful willing help us in change for some benefits, an audience anxious to experience morb of any kind and lifeless individuals and pervert, will to sell his/her soul at any price. This will not be difficult as there will always be a soul-sale available.

   ARTICLE 3 
   Any crime whatsoever will remain unpunished. We will be able to use any means at within reach: lie, slander, libel, break-in, prosecution, being insulted, public offence, outrage…with at considering age or sex of the subject to who our actions are aimed at.

   ARTICLE 4 
   If we ever run into an innacessible celebrity the strategy will be as follows: 1_ We will create a manipulated scenario, as morbid and shocking as possible.
   2_ We will have to create believable story with made-up: names, dates, locations…making is possible to discredit the targeted celebrity.

   ARTICLE 5 
   We will completely protected by “powerful willing” of the article 2 , we will therefore be allowed to extend this story false as long as possible, collecting huge profit from it. We will have to insistently bringg this to public’s minds mentioning whatever “reliable source”,in our articles,we may come up with. We must bear in mind that the term “source” may seen tricky in the public’s minds, whom the story false is directed to. We will have to apply too this perfect equation: “ A time after time repeated lie turns out to be truthful lie”

   ARTICLE 6 
   The subject before mentioned in the article two, “the pervet”, must have certain attitudes: a) an exagerated ego. b) failure as a professional. c) extreme ambition. d) be inmoral. e) arrogance…That subject may rewarded according to these attitudes and the price of his/her soul. Once the purpose has been achieved, benefits collected, the celebrity life ruined, we will make the subject to fall in oblivion and his her mouth kept shit for ever.

   ARTICLE 7 
   This article is aimed at “ the ever hungry public”, public considering it indispensible as far as our benefits is concerned. Making up a story with the necessary ingedients, for example: cheated other person, infidelity, a substantial age-difference between the protagonist, manipulated pics, ambiguous exposures, false statements… “ morbid scandals”… all these things will lead to success.
   Our insistent attitude day by day will leave public minds mixed us therefore it will only a matter of time until this is accepted as general truth.

   Final conclusions.
   Our manipulation is likely to diminish as time goes by. The time value will be related to the means used. The money invested, media diffusion and the wide attention of public. People are likely to doubt the whole setup and even find out prop that might be used against us. We do not mind this as our objetive will be achieved, benefits distributed, the celebrity prestige ruined and we will remain anonymous. We will leave manipulation vanish in time while we set our eyes and minds on our next victim.
   ~By Coldminds.
   
   
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   Whether or not you are a fan of her site, Lainey of Lainey Gossip did a TED talk that is worth a watch. In it she discusses gender, motherhood, infidelity and celebrity and asks if they way we react to/treat celebrities and celebrity scandal (our obsession with celebrity moms, the slut-shaming of Kristen Stewart, the forgiveness of Ashton Kutcher and Chris Brown) says a lot more about ourselves and our society than we realize. 

   
   

Jennifer Lawrence: IT'S NOT MY BUTT!

“It's not my butt and I will not take responsibility for it," she said on Tuesday night's show, eliciting laughter from the studio audience. "It's a 90-year-old butt that's been photoshopped onto my body, and is posing as my butt.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/jennifer-lawrence-bikini-photo-butt-article-1.1242937#ixzz2L1aVIkzW

!NOW THIS IS THE WAY TO IMPLODE THE TABLOIDS!

Jennifer Lawrence turned the tables on the tabloids by making fun of them on Letterman and saying that the butt in this image was not hers, but was photoshopped on her body. So there!

This is blowback from the photoshopped images of Kristen Stewart "cheating" images. The Letterman audience was laughing hysterically and by audience I mean the millions of TV viewers also.

Now anyone who believes these images will feel stupid, naive and PUNK'D! Because they are as they ring these tabloids up at the cash register. Be sure to laugh at them when you are in line and see them spend their unemployment money on this crap. Make them feel ignorant for buying them. Laugh at them. Ridicule works best. 

Here's the Letterman show:

Make fun of all the Dopes

who believe the camera never lies!

Did Liberty Ross "ARRANGE" the "SCANDAL" For Her Divorce Settlement?

Did Liberty Ross set up Kristen and Rob and Rupert to cash in  on a bigger divorce settlement now that she has filed for divorce? Nice strategy. Did Summit join the Game?

Liberty Wearing Same T shirt As Kristen in the Photoshopped "Cheating" Pictures. 

Liberty Wearing Kristen's Ever Present Locket

Look Kristen! Look Rob! Liberty Sanders is making fun of you!

Is Liberty Ross parodying Kristen's Wearing Rob's T-Shirt ? 

Liberty Wearing Rob's T Shirt Just Like Kristen - Is Liberty Mocking Kristen's Dressing in Rob's T-Shirts and her Locket?

Who the FUCK set these photoshopped images up to be sold to US Weekly and Poopsugar? Who had something to gain? A Great Big Divorce Settlement for Liberty!!! Free Promotion for Summit for Breaking Dawn II. Win/Win! And a fuck you to robsten,, Kristen and Rob.

Taylor Swift's Head On Kristen's Body

Poor poor Liberty Ross getting her marriage ruined by homewrecker Kristen Stewart.

Liberty - HOT!

Liberty Super hot!

Hot Sexy Liberty 

Looks like photoshopped body to me. How about you? Catwoman in TDKR was a Gamer making Gamer moves. Liberty knows about Gaming.  Rupert did the campaign for HALO! Her Catwoman costume for Halloween is telling us this.

Dead Or Alive Kokoro Pole Dancing

Kasumi fighting

The characters for Dead Or alive were modeled after top models. Liberty was one of them for Kasumi and Kokoro, who enters in Dead Or Alive Xtreme V.

They are strategists.

Nick Frenkel Rob's Manager good friend of Dan Abrams and Summit

Dan Abrams founder and Owner of Gossip Cop Out. Good friend of Frenkel and invests in Rob;'s movies and is tight with Summit

Goose Laying Golden Eggs

Is Rob Pattinson Urging Kristen Stewart to Get Genital Plastic Surgery For a More "Barbie" Look?

A new trend for women is getting vaginal plastic surgery, vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Getting waxed now is the norm. Guys don't like getting hair in their teeth when they suck before fucking so it is rigueur for a woman to wax now. That way she looks more Lolita like, more pubescently young. A man can have his puerile fantasies and no one gets to know, while at the same time claiming he just doesn't like hair in his teeth. LOL! 

Does Rob think now is a good time for Kristen to nip and tuck her twit while he is in Australia? That should keep her quiet for awhile. By the time he returns she should be healed. 

Sources tell us that Kristen wishes to wait until they are finished having children, when she will need it much more, but Rob doesn't want her to wait, certain intimate friends of theirs have told us. He likes the "Barbie" look. 

Gynecologists and plastic surgeons are performing this operation. There are two preferred ways to perform it:

1. The labia minora is excised, cut away to make a tighter, more "Barbie" doll look, and in fact it is referred to as The Barbie. Women request the operation called The Barbie. Imagine, while they protest genital cutting in Moslem countries, they are paying $2000-5900 to go under the knife themselves! It tightens them up, and presents a neater, more attractive vagina, which is one of the reasons Moslem men like it, because they tend to be undersized.

Courbet
Too graphic and realistic?
Too Real!

2. The alternative operation is a wedge being cut out in the middle of the labia minora on both sides and then stitched together carefully. This requires more expertise and thus is more expensive. Sex must be cautious following this operation as stitches can come undone. This is considered safer and fewer "mistakes" are made with this operation. It is also referred to as The Barbie.

Engraving  unnamed

There is no doubt that 50 Shades likes this operation for his Ms Steele and when a sequel is written expect him to demand she get it done as children have made her appear too loose and "sloppy" for his discriminating taste. 

Labiaplasty is coming to a clinic near you as you read this. Be the first in your neighborhood to get a younger, neater, tighter pussy.

Oh my!

“But I kept getting patients who wanted almost all of it off. They would come in and say, I want a ‘Barbie.’ So I developed a procedure that would give them this comfortable, athletic, petite look, safely.” 

LINK HERE for greater detail from the doctors themselves. They are named sources, so you can rely on their professionalism.

For graphic Before and After photos HERE! Warning as these are very graphic. 

Ai WeiWei Is A Tabloid's Dream Subject So Why Don't They Feature Him?

Ai Wei Wei holds off the Chinese Government with his art, humor and the powerful weapon of TWITTER.

Hitting China With Humor

Op-Ed Columnist Nicholas Kristof HERE

Ai WeiWei follows Nietzsche and Baudrillard following Nietzsche. Excess. Pushing China to the limits with ingenuity, humor, wit and fun, Ai WeiWei keeps shadow boxing them. Examples:

CHINA’S leaders have tried honoring Ai Weiwei and bribing him with the offer of high positions. They have tried jailing him, fining him and clubbing him so brutally that he needed emergency brain surgery. In desperation, they have even begged him to behave — and nothing works.

Ai WeiWei  who makes a video of himself dancing “Gangnam style” with handcuffs — parodying the Chinese state — that quickly ends up with more than one million views on YouTube?  And this is a visual pun on Nietzsche's saying "Dancing in Chains". The East and West come together with Ai WeiWei's philosophical acts. 

That is what they are.

“I think they don’t know how to handle someone like me,” Ai said in an interview. “They kind of give up managing me.”

The pressure left Ai feeling more strongly than ever that one of China’s biggest problems is autocratic government. He became more outspoken, not less.

“At every step, they pushed me into it,” he said. “I told them, ‘You create people like me.’ ”

After briefly lying low after his imprisonment, Ai has resumed his political pranks. Mocking the authorities for installing 15 cameras to monitor his movements, he broadcast a public “weiweicam” on the Internet with a feed from his bedroom so the government could keep an even closer eye on him.

“They almost begged me to turn it off,” he said with a grin.

When Hillary Clinton talks about Internet freedom, I think that’s really beautiful.”

This is the strategy folks. Memorize it.

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart need a paparazzi strategy.

THE REAL HOLLYWOOD CASTING CATFIGHT

Emma Watson  - Kristen Stewart - Paul Reubens

 BY THE ZORAK

As often happens, the Tabloids got wind of a casting feud involving

Kristen Stewart, but got the movie and the principles wrong. The feud  has nothing to 

do with Katie Perry and Lady Gaga vying to play Mary Austin in the upcoming Movie

about Freddie Mercury’s Life. According to well placed sources this is NOT the true 

story. The real fight is between Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson fighting over the 

female lead opposite Paul Reubens  In the planned big Studio remake of 

Last TangoIn Paris.

 The feud has taken a toll on Emma and Kristen’s new found friendship. 

Sources close to Emma say she feels Kristen is being selfish.  Kristen got the opportunity 

to show her stuff in On The Road. and Emma thinks its her turn to take on a more mature 

role. Emma, also, has been a big fan of Paul ever since she watched want she calls  his 

breakout performance in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. She raves about his depth and 

polished rendering of the character Amilyn. Looks like she’s already buttering him up. 

Take it down a notch girl!

      This cat fight has the potential to get really heated. Sources say Emma sent a

text to Kristen calling her Blood Mean. Kristen was said to have replied I know you are 

but what am I. 

Our crack staff will be keeping a close eye on this story!

BREAKING  NEWS Is Paul Reubens out of the picture? Sources say, that due to scheduling issues, Paul has pulled out of the upcoming remake of Last Tango In Paris, and the studio is currently negotiating with David Hasselhoff to replace him. Sources say that this may not help Kristen's chances to land the role. David, reportedly, thinks Emma is hotter! Sources say that Emma, in full gloat mode, tauntingly fired off a text to Kristen, saying "David's right, I am much hotter". Kristen is said to have replied,"In your dreams, you  scrawny butted Tart!" Rob, you'd better get between these two before the fur really starts flying! What do you think people? Are you team Emma or team Kristen? 

David Hasselhoff