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Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Rob Pattinson KIDNAPS BERNIE, Kristen's Dog When He Drives Away In His Pickup Loaded With Stuff!

Pattinson Kidnaps Bernie, Kristen's Dog In Broad Daylight In Front of Paps

Bernie's ears are down showing how unhappy she is
Pattinson's Pick Up Filled With Stuff
Pattinson leaves Stewart's house with his pick up full of stuff and KIDNAPS HER DOG BERNIE! Sources say Pattinson didn't want his dog Bear to be lonely for Bernie as they are good friends, so he stole Stewart's dog when he left. Sources say Kristen was looking frantically all over the house because she couldn't find Bernie. Stewart called the police and was presently making posters to pin up around the neighborhood of Los Feliz where she and Pattinson both own homes.

Now that Kristen has seen the pap pics of Rob driving away in his truck with Bernie she is  in a rage.

Friends say Kristen has been crying ever since she missed Bernie and couldn't find her.She never suspected Rob would do such a terrible thing to her. Friends say she has called the police and will press charges on Rob for kidnapping as kidnapping is a Federal Offense. She plans to ask for maximum charges and maximum punishment for kidnapping. (Capital punishment and life imprisonment are punishments for kidnapping.)

Here is the video of the story from Huff Post -  posted on Gossip Cop -  another very fine media exposure site - that renown newspaper of great repute. It's excellence for critical reporting of high profile news employing the strictest of ethical standards is applauded by all professionals in the media profession. HERE (paste in your browser if the link doesn't work)


A Cavalier History of Situationism: An Interview with McKenzie Wark

MW: I write in The Spectacle of Disintegration about 

Debord’s widow Alice Becker-Ho’s work on "gypsy" or rather 

Romani language as being the source of underworld cant or 

slang or jargon. Slang not in the sense of how it turns up in 

hip-hop, but in terms of ways of both concealing and stating 

at the same time. It’s a  kind of cliché that we live in this 

culture of over-exposure in which, if you even attempt to 

secrete part of yourself, you’ll just draw more 


companies as well as from law enforcement. But I think there 

are ways of stating things that are intelligible for 

"those who 

are in the know," to use a Becker-Ho phrase. Ways 

of being 

public that aren’t quite what they seem. It reminds me 


Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Being Earnest. We now 

know that “earnest” was late 19th-Century slang for 

homosexual. So that strikes me as kind of useful, that you 

can occupy a place in the disintegrating spectacle but 


quite be what you seem. And that struck me as being kind 


the last space available. ‘Cause if you try and do a withdrawal 

thing like the Tarnac Nine, it will get you arrested. And who 

really wants to be Žižek

There’s only one at a time, 

occupying a space in the disintegrating 

spectacle in a certain 


Do you get now what Rob's place in The 

disintegrating spectacle is? Do you see 

what he is revealing and concealing,

MW: What I learned from the comrades in the labor movement back in the day is: always assume you could be under surveillance but not that you are. There’s a certain vanity in assuming you are. So all of your statements need to be able to pass muster. 

Rob in his truck is assuming he is under surveillance. He is concealing and revealing at the same time,but only to those in the know. Are you in the know?

 It’s a sort of partial invisibility to create a different kind of attention for different people.

Anyone can "inherit" the spirit of the Situationists.

Don't hate the tabloids! Fuck with 

them!Have fun! 


  1. Rob needs to be beaten with whips and chains for kidnapping Bernie!

  2. Robis getting his mail on his way out. Did he forget to file a change of address? Shame on you Rob!

  3. I am kicked off on another site for blasting Kristen haters and destroying their little 24/7 break up porn. Another Kristen Rob fan site gets taken over by the haters. The admins are in on it and they ban to keep the game going. Too bad. Here's what I wrote that was rejected:

    terrorism is a word that is being bastardized the way theory is. Both are dangerous.

    Here's Glenn Greenwald deconstructing terrorism the way I deconstructed theory last night.

    "The reason it's so crucial to ask this question is that there are few terms - if there are any - that pack the political, cultural and emotional punch that "terrorism" provides. When it comes to the actions of western governments, it is a conversation-stopper, justifying virtually anything those governments want to do. It's a term that is used to start wars, engage in sustained military action, send people to prison for decades or life, to target suspects for due-process-free execution, shield government actions behind a wall of secrecy, and instantly shape public perceptions around the world. It matters what the definition of the term is, or whether there is a consistent and coherent definition. It matters a great deal." - Glenn Greenwald

    This is what REAL journalism looks like and reads like folks.

    A TWEET from Michael Moore: "I am outraged that we can't kill people in other counties without them trying to kill us!" (It's irony just so you know.)

  4. I have spent the last 20 years in the Ozarks.Almost everyone drives a pick up. If someone pulls out of their driveway with their girl friend's dog or wife's dog in the front seat, and stuff in the truck bed, picks up their mail at the end of the driveway NO ONE EVEN THINKS THEY ARE LEAVING THEIR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND. It is the last thig on any one's mind when they see that.

    The tabloids know it is not true but they must spin a story from the pap pics. So they do. Just for the idiots who buy their zines and hit on their sites. The stupid ones. You know them. You see them at the check out counter with all their processed crap in the cart and buying this piece of paper junk. Their kids misbehave and scream and they slap them. Those are the ones that like all the break up porn drama and the sites that cater to them exploit their stupidity.

    Just put these pictures in front of your kids and ask them what they think might be happening:

    "I bet he's taking the dog to the vet."
    "I think they are going to the doggie park."
    "I think he's taking the stuff to the auction."
    "I think he's taking the stuff to the Dav or GoodWill."
    "I think he's going to get groceries."
    "I think he's picking up some furniture."
    "Maybe he's going to the dump with old stuff."
    "Maybe the dog just loves to ride in the truck."

  5. Are you in the know then? What do you know from all the recent pictures?

    1. I KNOW nothing. I can speculate until I fall asleep. I think to jump to that conclusion says more about the jumper than them. Are they fearful about holding on to a man themselves? Have they been dumped? Are they terrified these two will break up and turn their 5 year obsession to naught? I mean they all have so much invested in them now and in the fandom and in their daily conversations with each other, their friends, the ones they hate, the ones they want to convince and bring to their side. This is high school non stop. There are very few rational beings on the boards. Those have all gone home long ago. The tabloids know who their audience is and they play to it.

  6. "MCR replied to HKNTHEHYPOCRITE

    The only way anyone can know for sure whether this child was lying or not, whether some online "insider" has genuine information, or whether an item of printed gossip is accurate or not, is if he, personally, has access to the parties involved. Or if the people involved make a public announcement, which hasn't happened. The little girl may be telling the truth, or she may be lying, but none of us have any rock-solid source of information by which to decide one way or the other. Same as gossip stories and twitter announcements. We don't know which are true. It's all just noise."

    Yeah sure KS's father would just offer that info. Unless he did for a reason? If I were KS/RP I would fuck with the fans. Kristen could stand by the front door when Rob is going out and scream and cry and bury her head in her hands.

    Rob could stand outside the door when KS leaves and punch his fists in the air and threaten her.

    God can you just imagine those pictures! LOL! Someone could even photoshop some and put them up as "real" fight pics.

  7. The person putting out the information has a credibility rating. That credibility rating is different fro everyone. Do you know that person? What do you know about them? And so on. My estimate of their credibility may be very different from yours.

  8. I saw 10 pick ups at Wal-Mart today with stuff in the back. That's 10 men leaving their wife or gf. How about that! A few of them even had dogs in the front.

  9. For MCR who says:

    "MCR replied to new fan
    We never did."

    WTF does she mean we never knew anything. We knew Bernie got kidnapped. We know Kristen is pregnant from jenni at crushable. How can MCR say this!