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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Is Rob Pattinson Urging Kristen Stewart to Get Genital Plastic Surgery For a More "Barbie" Look?

A new trend for women is getting vaginal plastic surgery, vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Getting waxed now is the norm. Guys don't like getting hair in their teeth when they suck before fucking so it is rigueur for a woman to wax now. That way she looks more Lolita like, more pubescently young. A man can have his puerile fantasies and no one gets to know, while at the same time claiming he just doesn't like hair in his teeth. LOL! 

Does Rob think now is a good time for Kristen to nip and tuck her twit while he is in Australia? That should keep her quiet for awhile. By the time he returns she should be healed. 

Sources tell us that Kristen wishes to wait until they are finished having children, when she will need it much more, but Rob doesn't want her to wait, certain intimate friends of theirs have told us. He likes the "Barbie" look. 

Gynecologists and plastic surgeons are performing this operation. There are two preferred ways to perform it:

1. The labia minora is excised, cut away to make a tighter, more "Barbie" doll look, and in fact it is referred to as The Barbie. Women request the operation called The Barbie. Imagine, while they protest genital cutting in Moslem countries, they are paying $2000-5900 to go under the knife themselves! It tightens them up, and presents a neater, more attractive vagina, which is one of the reasons Moslem men like it, because they tend to be undersized.
Too graphic and realistic?
Too Real!

2. The alternative operation is a wedge being cut out in the middle of the labia minora on both sides and then stitched together carefully. This requires more expertise and thus is more expensive. Sex must be cautious following this operation as stitches can come undone. This is considered safer and fewer "mistakes" are made with this operation. It is also referred to as The Barbie.

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There is no doubt that 50 Shades likes this operation for his Ms Steele and when a sequel is written expect him to demand she get it done as children have made her appear too loose and "sloppy" for his discriminating taste. 

Labiaplasty is coming to a clinic near you as you read this. Be the first in your neighborhood to get a younger, neater, tighter pussy.

Oh my!

“But I kept getting patients who wanted almost all of it off. They would come in and say, I want a ‘Barbie.’ So I developed a procedure that would give them this comfortable, athletic, petite look, safely.” 

LINK HERE for greater detail from the doctors themselves. They are named sources, so you can rely on their professionalism.

For graphic Before and After photos HERE! Warning as these are very graphic. 


  1. Girls and women! Have you shopped around for a doctor to give you your Barbie look yet. Get busy. You don't want other women to look clean and tight for him.